Posts Tagged ‘funny’

Wives are the Ultimate Trainers

Posted: November 20, 2014 in funny, Life!
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BookshelfAs I look back on my life, I realize that the majority of my “learning” did not happen during the 12-years of grade school.  Nope.  It happened in the last 13 years of marriage.  Consider this:  My wife has programmed-in specific keywords that trigger a subliminal response:

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Darn you Daylight Savings!  Or is it Daylight Saving?  Wait, do I lose an hour sleep?  No, it’s fall forward, no back.  Wait, is it dark already?!?!  AAARRRGGGHHHH!!!  I’m afraid of the dark!

Kids are so funny sometimes!

Posted: August 6, 2008 in Family, funny
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My oldest son is quite funny sometimes, with his goofiness. The problem is, he loses it quickly, because he takes it too far. He needs to learn to play it “cool” when he does funny things… don’t make it worse.

Anyway, we were in the car and he farted. Now, we all know, that is the one thing that will get kids to laugh. There is just something about rumbling air between your butt cheeks that causes noise, that kids just can’t get enough of. Add to that, the lingering aroma that seems to crinkle every nose in the area, and you’ve got kid-comedy.

Devin is always coming up with new things to say. After his “airy” escapade, he says… “I just broke a grumpy!!”.

Cracked me up!